Pollywogs!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8331097/

Now is the time to do it…but don’t expect your house to still be there
when you get back…

I am SO fed up with Krylon right now.

My paint PEELED OFF, my PRIMER PEELED OFF, CRAP!

NEVER AGAIN KRYLON

That the customer service folks at Dark Age of Camelot suck fat cocks?

Chump bitches!

> My name is Shake-Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna
> trip, I’ll break it to ya. Frylock and I’m on top rock you like a cop,
> Meatwad you’re up next with your knock-knock. Meatwad make the money
> see, Meatwad get the honeys G. Drivin in my car, livin like a star,
> ice on my fingers and my toes and I’m a Taurus. Cause we are the Aqua
> Teens, make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream.

Its NOT ‘and I’m a tard’ and its NOT ‘and on my toys’…and,
incidentally, it turns out it isn’t ‘…while I play guitar…’

—

Tori Amos ~ Alanis Morresette ~ Avril Lavigne

Listened to Little Earthquakes and Jagged Little Pill back to back.
Besides having to search to find out where I left my balls at, I was
struck by the similarities. If this was a professional blog, you would
find a signifigant compare and contrast on the subject. Since I am a
hack, I am requesting that you listen to them back to back, compare and
contrast, and then I will compile the results and shamelessly plagiarize
them for this blog.

This one is easy tho: Avril is Alanis as a pocket bitch. Avril wants
to be the next Alanis. Avril wants so desperately bad to be a serious
‘from the heart, I’m living this shitt’ rocker, she failed to realize
that she is compleley ripping off Alanis and there are a few people left
old enough to remember what Alanis sounded like. Of course, Alanis
claimed to be ‘living it’ as well, perhaps she was, I once wondered if
EV was for real…

1) Both were mall-rat Tiffany/Gibsonesque (have to use the esque to be a
real blog, eh) pop princesses before ‘turning’ serious rockers.
2) Both sound remarkably similar (out on a limb here)
…hmm…please submit your essays comparing and contrasting Alanis and
Avril (oh shit, they both start with A!! I get a cookie!) and email them
to me. And then, please don’t visit this blog anymore…

—

And there you have it, a semiseriously inept attempt to have a blog
which serves a purpose beyond ’simply to be’.

It didn’t work for Life, the Universe and Everything, and it doesn’t
work here either…

I hope to GOD that I never, never, have my fate tried by a jury of my
‘peers’.

I’ve seen my ‘peers’, and 3/4 of them couldn’t think their way out of a
wet paper bag…