Pollywogs!

Nazi (your daily Nazi reference) went wrong (don’t you love statements
about how the Nazi went wrong?)?

They didn’t have cute little pet-names for their concentration camps.

If Auschwitz was called Ahay-wits or Aush-ey…well, how can you hate a
place called Gitmo, like J-Lo just told you to come get some?

Yes, I hate the Nazi and I hate those who conduct themselves in a way
that makes me ashamed to be an American.

In an insipid, raking-in-the-dough jump-on-the-bandwagon drawl:

“I’m not proud to be an American, at least I think I’m free”