December 30th, 2005
Boing Boing: Truth is, you people want more horse sex.
A Seattle Times columnist bemoans the fact that the paper’s top-read online story in 2005 was the one about the guy who died from intimate relations with a four-hooved member of the equine persuasion.
So we in the news business enter 2006 with one eye on the future and, whether we admit it or not, one eye fixed firmly on our Web stats. It could lead to some schizophrenia, like that old Saturday Night Live skit on subliminal news: “The state Legislature convened today in Olympia (horse sex), and Seattle officials (bestiality) requested funds for a new viaduct (perforated colon).”
The guy from goatse.cx should have tried this. Not that I’m into horses, but I’d take the horse out for one or two ‘runs around the barn’ (there was a Dirty Jobs episode where a technical problem flubbed the first take, (missing the ‘big show’) but the horse was ready five minutes later, I imagine with a little with less vigor (not that it was any less disturbing (and its not just my phobia of horses)). I love parenthesis (could you tell?).
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December 30th, 2005
…are joined by throngs of godless South Park fans…
South Park episode dropped from schedule?
Those Christian bastards won one. Don’t worry, we’ll fight them at every turn!
Direct access to the proscribed material: http://mrtwig.net/ep/914.html
Viva La Revolucion!
http://www.gainesvillehumanists.org/quotes.htm
“I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag and to the Savior for whose kingdom it stands. One Savior, crucified, and coming again with life and liberty to all who believe.”
Is that really where we want to live our lives? A kingdom under one specific groups specific idea of god?
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December 29th, 2005
onegoodmove: I Saw It On TV
Thats what happens when you let stuff slide on Tivo, Jon Stewart saw and reported on the fact that this was a delicious piece of irony, which was already brought to the attention of everyones favorite asshat, Ted Stevens.
It won’t happen again.
Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet!!
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December 29th, 2005
Project Implicit
I found out that I believe Europeans and Blacks are equally competant, and I only have a slight association of Europeans = good / Blacks = bad compared to vice versa. Huzzah…
I also found out that I have a moderate association of education being good verus ‘the military’ (my quotes, as their word was ‘national defense’, har har thats a good joke) compared to vice versa.
Feel free to post comments about your results, I’m sure we’re all dying to pick deep into your subconcious!
This is an outing! We’re after the truth!
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