Doesn’t everyone want more horse sex?
December 30th, 2005Boing Boing: Truth is, you people want more horse sex.
A Seattle Times columnist bemoans the fact that the paper’s top-read online story in 2005 was the one about the guy who died from intimate relations with a four-hooved member of the equine persuasion.
So we in the news business enter 2006 with one eye on the future and, whether we admit it or not, one eye fixed firmly on our Web stats. It could lead to some schizophrenia, like that old Saturday Night Live skit on subliminal news: “The state Legislature convened today in Olympia (horse sex), and Seattle officials (bestiality) requested funds for a new viaduct (perforated colon).”
The guy from goatse.cx should have tried this. Not that I’m into horses, but I’d take the horse out for one or two ‘runs around the barn’ (there was a Dirty Jobs episode where a technical problem flubbed the first take, (missing the ‘big show’) but the horse was ready five minutes later, I imagine with a little with less vigor (not that it was any less disturbing (and its not just my phobia of horses)). I love parenthesis (could you tell?).
