Pollywogs!

https://electionimpact.votenet.com/dnc/voterreg/index.cfm

Literally takes 30 seconds. Ask a friend. Ask your family. Literally, every vote counts, from local elections, state up to the top, every single vote counts.

Do it for yourself, do it for your friends and family, do it for the future!

EDIT: Here is a joke for you. Well…its sorta a joke. Alright, only the premise is false, the rest of it is true. I thought I’d pass it along to give motivation to ‘get out the vote’ among everyone you know.

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church
outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore his poll standings.
Bush’s campaign manager made a visit to the Bishop, and said to him,
“We’ve been getting a lot of bad publicity because of the president’s
position on stem cell research , the Iraq war, Katrina, and the like.
We’d gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your
sermon you’d say the President is a saint.”
The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, “The
Church is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it.”
Bush showed up for the sermon and the Bishop began:
“I’d like to speak to you all this morning about our President. George
Bush is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He took the
tragedy of September 11 and used it to frighten and manipulate the
American people. He lied about WMDs and invaded Iraq for oil and money,
causing the deaths of tens of thousands and making the United States the
most hated country on earth.
“He appointed cronies to positions of power and influence, leading to
widespread death and destruction during Hurricane Katrina.
“He awarded contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends so that we now
have more poverty in this country, and a greater gap between rich and
poor, than we’ve had since the Depression.
“He instituted illegal wiretaps when getting a warrant from a secret
court would have been a mere administrative detail, had his henchmen lie
to Congress about it, then claimed he is above the law.
“He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-inducing political party since
Teapot Dome. The national surplus has turned into a staggering national
debt, gas prices are up 55%, and vital research into global warming and
stem cells is stopped cold because he’s afraid to lose votes from some
religious kooks.
“He is the worst example of a true Christian I’ve ever known. But
compared to Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, George Bush is a saint.”