Pollywogs!

[Impersonating Jon Stewart impersonating King George]

Heheheh, things are getting a little tight for me, heheh. Stocks are at highs like before 9/11, my approval rating is way down, everyone is focusing on Republican scandals and they are starting to catch on about the propaganda, you know how it is, heheh. Iraq, Plamegate, the public debt (thanks again buddy for helping me and my pals pump this cash cow, heheh) I need some help. I need a distraction, heheh. I need something big to help me hold on for now…not the Big One that we’re saving for the months before I’m supposed to step down, heheh, but still big enough to get their eyes back on what we want them to see…heheh…just like last time, I’ll make sure ‘we’re looking the other way’, heheh…

[/Impersonating Jon Stewart impersonating King George]