Pollywogs!

[Impersonating Jon Stewart impersonating King George]

Heheheh, things are getting a little tight for me, heheh. Stocks are at highs like before 9/11, my approval rating is way down, everyone is focusing on Republican scandals and they are starting to catch on about the propaganda, you know how it is, heheh. Iraq, Plamegate, the public debt (thanks again buddy for helping me and my pals pump this cash cow, heheh) I need some help. I need a distraction, heheh. I need something big to help me hold on for now…not the Big One that we’re saving for the months before I’m supposed to step down, heheh, but still big enough to get their eyes back on what we want them to see…heheh…just like last time, I’ll make sure ‘we’re looking the other way’, heheh…

[/Impersonating Jon Stewart impersonating King George]

https://electionimpact.votenet.com/dnc/voterreg/index.cfm

Literally takes 30 seconds. Ask a friend. Ask your family. Literally, every vote counts, from local elections, state up to the top, every single vote counts.

Do it for yourself, do it for your friends and family, do it for the future!

EDIT: Here is a joke for you. Well…its sorta a joke. Alright, only the premise is false, the rest of it is true. I thought I’d pass it along to give motivation to ‘get out the vote’ among everyone you know.

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church
outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore his poll standings.
Bush’s campaign manager made a visit to the Bishop, and said to him,
“We’ve been getting a lot of bad publicity because of the president’s
position on stem cell research , the Iraq war, Katrina, and the like.
We’d gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your
sermon you’d say the President is a saint.”
The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, “The
Church is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it.”
Bush showed up for the sermon and the Bishop began:
“I’d like to speak to you all this morning about our President. George
Bush is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He took the
tragedy of September 11 and used it to frighten and manipulate the
American people. He lied about WMDs and invaded Iraq for oil and money,
causing the deaths of tens of thousands and making the United States the
most hated country on earth.
“He appointed cronies to positions of power and influence, leading to
widespread death and destruction during Hurricane Katrina.
“He awarded contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends so that we now
have more poverty in this country, and a greater gap between rich and
poor, than we’ve had since the Depression.
“He instituted illegal wiretaps when getting a warrant from a secret
court would have been a mere administrative detail, had his henchmen lie
to Congress about it, then claimed he is above the law.
“He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-inducing political party since
Teapot Dome. The national surplus has turned into a staggering national
debt, gas prices are up 55%, and vital research into global warming and
stem cells is stopped cold because he’s afraid to lose votes from some
religious kooks.
“He is the worst example of a true Christian I’ve ever known. But
compared to Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, George Bush is a saint.”

First link is the commercial I’d make if I could make commercials. The second is a World Wide Suicide by Pearl Jam. Enjoy.
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Pearl Jam - World Wide Suicide

Have you ever considered the Cod? By 1550, over half of all fish eaten in Europe was Cod caught off the coast of North America. Now? When is the last time you saw Cod at the supermarket? Yea, not so much anymore…

This happened over and over, to the point that most popular species are in scarce supply and high demand. Bad news…the oceans looked so big, but ‘however many fish in the sea’, once they are overfished, they are overfished!

So, fish are very healthy for you, and you rather enjoy eating them…what is the answer? First off, look at where your fish came from…if it says ‘Wild Caught’ on the front, consider it closely…Origin China?…don’t put it in your cart, or think hard…if its wild caught, the Chinese are often caught raping and pilliaging where they aren’t allowed, with no regard for the enviornment, the future, or even tomorrow…and even if it is harvested off the coast, do you want to eat it anyway? If it says New Zealand, go ahead, they have extensive planning and research put into their harvesting…pretty much anywhere else is heavily fished, good luck finding their wild caught fish…

Ok, what other choices do I have? Very expensive wild caught fish from New Zealand, very cheap wild caught fish (or farm raised) from China…what am I to do?

Tilapia:

Tilapia, several species and their hybrids of Oreochromis, are the second most important group of farm raised fish in the world. Tilapia farming and consumption are rapidly increasing in the US. Tilapia is now the sixth most popular seafood consumed in the United States.

Good for you, safe, and practically guilt free (as much as anything is these days). And, it tastes pretty damn good too (I’m having Tilapia Calypso style tonight).

NOTE: DO NOT BUY IT IF IT SAYS FARM RAISED IN CHINA…(just a little tip, make sure you examine the above link about farm raised aquaculture in China…)

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/19/opinion/19eaton.html…

Yes, the man, the myth, the monster, the complete fuckup:

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is not competent to lead our armed forces. First, his failure to build coalitions with our allies from what he dismissively called “old Europe” has imposed far greater demands and risks on our soldiers in Iraq than necessary. Second, he alienated his allies in our own military, ignoring the advice of seasoned officers and denying subordinates any chance for input.

In sum, he has shown himself incompetent strategically, operationally and tactically, and is far more than anyone else responsible for what has happened to our important mission in Iraq. Mr. Rumsfeld must step down.

Not only step down, but serve time, along with everyone else who was part of the consipiracy to invade Iraq (lets call a spade a spade!).

“I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

That’s right, children, King George’s primary responsibility is to uphold and defend the Constitution, the Constitution that he wipes his ass with every morning after shitting on Iraq and before slurping down big loads from his friends at Haliburton, Big Oil and the Military-Industrial Complex (aka the Carlyle Group, and here too).