Lazy = Bunch of Links
October 24th, 2006Got most of this stuff from reddit.com…
Best photos of 2005 - Well, they ARE pretty damn good…
Barenaked Ladies say fuck the RIAA - They pulled in $970,000 gross without having to give any corporate cocksucker middleman a dime. Ok, perhaps they did have to have to license the mp3 technology? Hopefully it was a lot less than $5 an album!
Who needs a period, anyway? - For some reason I have the scene from Hard Candy where the guy knifed the picture of the girl on the wall. ??? Anyway, best line from the article : "The inventors of the pill, which debuted in 1960, supposedly decided to mimic the menstrual cycle because they thought that would make women more psychologically comfortable with the product." Yea…
Fucking drug addicts… - and I'm not talking about Nicole Kidman's hubby…
Mandates are fun! - Shit works both ways, asshats. Pelosi mentioned no retribution, investigations aren't going to be the Democrats thing? Shit, I want those crooks hung Mussolini style! Tomorrow isn't soon enough!
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind… - Not that I have any kids to beat…
So, we have John Stewart for President and Kieth Olbermann for VP? Olbermann is giving Stewart a run for his money, stick Olbermann in the Presidential slot? Colbert is too good with his show right now, but maybe we can stick him in the Cabinet somewhere…
I like reason # 8 for not hitting your kids the best: “8. Spanking on the buttocks, an erogenous zone in childhood, can create in the child’s mind an association between pain and sexual pleasure”. Hmm. And I don’t even remember being spanked as a child.
I see you’ve been listening to some Justin Timberlake.
I wonder how disturbed the spanking process must be in order to associate pain and ’sexual’ pleasure.
“Oh, mom use to spank me in the most lackadaisical way…for like half an hour at a time. I thought I was just very naughty.”
Err, Justin Timberlake??? …I had a brief relapse, I tried bringing sexy back, but I must have been beat too hard as a child. It didn’t stick: http://www.mp3.com/justin-timberlake/artists/340391/summary.html
I say John Stewart for President, Oprah VP.
It’s way past time for women to be represented!!!