Pollywogs!

http://russellsteapot.com/know-your-bible/new/genesis-1931-32.html

Click on the link on the right "Know Your Bible" for more…much more…

It would almost be funny if it weren't true…wondering what good Christian souls made of this shrimp-hating, child raping,  whore burning aspect of the bible, I searched for Genesis 10:31 on google and found this (I typed "shit" by 'mistake', how easy it is to move the letters around by 'accident'): http://www.biblemeanings.info/Bible/Genesis/ch19,v31-36-m.htm

Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic.  If you aren't going to believe the word of god, why bother using the Bible at all?  Just go make your own fairyland storybook and put all of your feel-good proverbs into it, and leave out all of those inconvenient bits… 

Note to the asshats at biblemeanings: WRONG, the two girls got their dad so shitfaced drunk on consecutive nights that he fucked them both without realizing.  On purpose.  To get pregnant.  The Word of God.  Praise Jesus. 

Which I don't believe.  (…not that it might or might not of happened, or that it was on purpose, but that you could maintain an erection to ejaculation while being so drunk that you were blacked out, two nights in a row, without getting suspicious…the dirty old bastard was just playing along).  Excuses and rationalization of the Bible, this same broken though-process that has been passed on for thousands of years…yes, there is a problem here.