Pollywogs!

Godless killing machines, every last one of them:

Half of the American population believes that the universe is 6,000 years old. They are wrong about this. Declaring them so is not "irreligious intolerance." It is intellectual honesty.

 http://richarddawkins.net/… Outrageous, to think that the earth may be more than 6,000 years old! And I hear someone remark the other day that it was round too! And that the earth revolved around the Sun!!! Disgusting, the lack of respect for the Pope and for God in general. If our Born again President thinks the earth is 6,000 years old and god personally guides his actions, who am I to disagree? 

Now here is a good conservative, Christian gal with a solid head on her shoulders:

GODLESS: The Church of Liberalism, by Ann Coulter

You tell it like it is, Ann! It is impossible to stoop too low when it comes to fighting those atheist pinko commie liberal scum.

Libertarianism, redux South Park style:

http://www.reason.com/news/show/116787.html

http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig3/cantor3.html

Not that any one single tag can come to describe the obvious lunatic that I am, but libertarian comes close:

…And I was sure that those people on the other side of the political spectrum were trying to control my life. And then I went to Boulder and got rid of my Birkenstocks immediately, because everyone else had them and I realized that these people over here want to control my life too. I guess that defines my political philosophy. If anybody’s telling me what I should do, then you’ve got to really convince me that it’s worth doing…

Finally, lets define religion again, in case anyone slept through that day when they taught us about it in school.