Orgasms are like candy without the calories…
December 31st, 2006I can't tell if this is a joke or just one group's interpretation…either way, it was an entertaining read…
http://www.sexinchrist.com/masturbation.html
It’s an alternative to premarital sex. Masturbation provides an alternative to intercourse before marriage. It allows both partners to keep their virginity intact for their wedding night.
…mutual masturbation?
Thank God for the Blessing of Masturbation
Amen brother! Masturbation, like sex, is like free heroin with no negative side-effects. I mean, where is the downside? Sex and masturbation 24/7, 365! Hell, hopefully I'll ring in the new year with an orgasm. What the hell! Two or three!!!
After clicking on the “Fisting and God’s Will” link I’m leaning towards it being a joke. Though I’m sure there are some Christians out there who can get their freak on. Interesting either way.