Retain his natural look, restore his self esteem…
January 1st, 2007What are Neuticles?
Patented Neuticles are testicular implants for pets. Neuticles are available for canines, felines, equine, bulls or any pet which is neutered. Neuticles should be implanted when the pet is neutered- but can be implanted years afterwards in most cases.
As Natural As Nature Intended…
The texture and firmness of NeuticleNaturals were crafted based on the firmness of actual animal testicles.Reduces Pet and Owner Trauma…
Loving pet owners are less 'neuter-hesitant' and their pet is unaware that he has, in fact, been altered. With Neuticles- its like nothing ever changed.
I don't have any witty comments, I feel the product speaks volumes for itself…
I know what I would say. “Are you for fucking real?” Everything about this just makes me say what the fuck.
“My poor doggy, he’ll feel better with these fake but nicely named Neuticles. They feel so real in my mouth! All the other dogs will be so jealous. Go ahead poochy, you can taste’m too. That’s a good boy.”
Give me a fucking break people…