Pollywogs!

…and other things we're fond of saying…a (very) short list…

I should post that to my blog…

9 times out of 10 I forget or once I start typing I lose steam… 

We should get a camera…

For all of those times when our camera is sitting sad and alone at home when it could be having fun with us… 

I'm keeping up with the traffic behind me… 

Now that we've recognized what we are doing, it is acceptable to say this phrase to a police officer without feeling foolish… 

Taste these nuts, bitches, taste 'em!!!

Said to a particularly tough opponent after they've been bested and their corpse lays staring into the sky…you usually have about ten seconds to perform this maneuver where the opponent is forced to view your unholy desecration of their corpse…you simply walk up, stand over their head and…

Oh, Mimmie, where do you want it?  Where do you want it Mimmie? (continued along this line to an unfortunate conclusion…)

Mimmie is a white cat.  She is special.  We thought she was retarded, then we thought she might be deaf.  We now know that she is just Unique.  

She likes to bitch.  She bitches all the time, but especially when she is hungry.  When she is hungry, she will bitch for half an hour straight.  At first we found this mildly annoying, but now it is quite amusing.  We'll ask her "What is it Mimmie?  I don't understand…is it Timmy?" and "Where do you want it Mimmie".  After being ignored for a while, her bitching becomes quieter.  We chuckle and ask her if she is starving, becoming weaker and weaker…just little "maaahh"s replacing the "MMAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"s she had been kicking out… 

Slobaho/Slabaho

Slobaho/Slabaho is something that popped out of my mouth in relation to our black cat of various names.  We currently have her on an aggressive diet as she was quiet the round pound.  She is also very aggressive when it comes to meal time…so, she is a slob-a-ho due to her gobbling down anything which comes her way and a slab-a-ho due to her sheer physical mass…

 

If you can think of anything I've said more than once that you wish I hadn't, please let me know and I'll post it (along with perhaps and explanation). 

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Mr. Kitty has a new nickname.  First Mr. Kitty (the mister because of how obvious his misterness was, alas these days he is in dire need of Neuticles to regain his former glory)  Then it was Squirrtel (pokemon style, inspired by the Robot Chicken where Squirrtel loses it and starts ranting about his job).  The Squirrtel was due to the massive amount of squirreling around he'll do on a cluttered and lumpy desk, bits flying everywhere…finally, Kelley recently gave him the title of Twinkie, with Twink as a minor variant, as his body has taken on a vanilla twinkie sausagy appearance as he has put on weight…