Pollywogs!

In some things I prefer calm waters, and in some things I want to ROCK THE FUCKING BOAT. This story is about a kid who rocked the boat…thank god for the Patriot Act or the FBI wouldn’t be able to harass US citizens with impunity:

“18 U.S.C. 842 (p)(2)(A): distribution of information relating to explosives, destructive devices, and weapons of mass destruction with the intent that such information be used in furtherance of a federal crime of violence.” This was the statue written and sponsored by Senator Dianne Feinstein and passed under Clinton’s 1997 anti-terror law. It was never before enforced. Not until August 4, 2003 when I was sentenced to a year in federal prison and 3 years “supervised release”. I was threatened with over 20 years in prison under the terrorism enhancement. I was never indicted.”

Interesting…committing a terror crime by stating the obvious? Crashing a truck into a building will damage that building? Crashing a plane into a building will damage that building? Guns kill people? Destructive devices in furtherance of a federal crime of violence…fuck, better turn off the TV!

“I know of no way in which I could break the law. Mission Accomplished.”

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Fuck a subpoena…We want their FUCKING HEADS ON A PLATTER. ALL OF THEM, THE ENTIRE CORRUPT AND EVIL FUCKING BUSH ADMINISTRATION, TOP TO BOTTOM. Or ship those bitches off to Guantanamo and we’ll deal with them in a couple years (or better yet, send them off for interrogation in Eastern Europe).

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Thank god I’m white…hopefully some day everyone will be an attractive shade of coffee and racial differences will be an amusing anachronism…or maybe the Morlocks will dine on the Eloi, who knows…

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Big Brother is watching:

Lawyers for the city, responding to a request to unseal records of police surveillance leading up to the 2004 Republican convention in New York, say that the documents should remain secret because the news media will “fixate upon and sensationalize them,” hurting the city’s ability to defend itself in lawsuits over mass arrests.

To the poor fuck with the shit assignment of monitoring me, may I have a copy of my file?

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Explain again what is wrong with a negative birth rate? Oh yea, how can you expect ever increasing market value from your PONZI FUCKING SCHEME STOCK MARKET without a population that is constantly exploding with growth. I wonder which generation is going to be left without a chair when the music stops…

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This is not a monarchy…and here I was thinking that was obvious…

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Yes, over half a million people have died in Iraq. Half a fucking million. That is one hell of a big pile of dead bodies. God bless you George Bush, as Borat quipped, may you drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq…God Bless you King George! …actually, no, FUCK you King George, and fuck your little butt-buddy Tony Blair too…

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National security IS the threat. I read that April 6th will be the date of the beginning of the war on Iran. I’m pretty sure if the invasion of Iraq was illegal, any violent and destructive action against Iran will be the nail in the coffin of the USA that once was.

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If you were awake and alive for the past couple years, you’ve gotten the drift that 99% of the people hired by the Bush administration are incompetent bitches (heck of a job, Brownie). If you watched John Bolton lie point blank on national television to John Stewart, you may enjoy John Bolton getting ass-raped by a group of British folks who also happen to know their history…

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And Colbert calling Democrats pussies from not impeaching Bush is a hoot too…