Pollywogs!

Donate blood…it will make you feel good. More effective than praying!

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The budget graph…it will not make you feel good.

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Remember kids, the ONLY answer is abstinence. Jesus didn’t get crucified so you could fuck like little rabbits…

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Is this a repeat? I’m too lazy to bother checking…

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Is this a repeat? Remember, every time you shop at WalMart, a billionaire gets their wings…

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I’ve liked this little thingy for a while. I always stare and concentrate, and never quite keep the association…

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Market forces will correct the situation. Heh. Ha ha…hahaa…ahha.aahaha…AHAHAAHAAHAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!1! Yea right…this shit, like Reganomics…I love how gullibule people are…actually, I hate it. I hate it hate it hate hate hate it. See the WalMart link above. Such slow suicide, it feels so wonderful going down.

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Scary. Watch Children of Men and then go through your cupboards…

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This is why I sat down to post (one of three reasons):

Brooks Farms, Trout Run PA, sells grass fed pasture raised beef. I’m going to go and try some…that and Fast Food Nation, and the billionaire cocksucker thing (see above links), something makes me want to buy small, buy local more and more every day…

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Found in the paper, I had to clip it out:

“TO BE PUBLISHED UNTIL THE LORD’S RETURN

Dear Jesus, I know I am a sinner (Romans 3:23). I don’t want to go to hell. Please come into my heart and save me. I know you died on that old rugged cross for my sins. I turn from my wicked ways and recieve you as my Lord and Savior. Thank you, Jesus.

A.F.J.

In you said this prayer with a sincere heart, welcome into the family of God. Now find yourself a good Bible-believing church and read your Bible.”

Jesus H. Butt-Fucking Ass-Raped On A Crutch Christ…no, the fact that you need a crutch made out of fairy tales and mythology to get by day to day DOES NOT make me feel comfortable, A.F.J…

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Finally, this fucking assclown, Ken Hunter from the Webb Weekly:

“Nothing makes the hair on the back of my neck bristle any quicker than when someone attacks my country or my constitutional rights but that seems to have become a popular pastime for the left-wing, politically-correct crowd.”

Congratulations, Ken, you’ve managed to paint yourself ignorant AND hypocritical in a span of a couple dozen words!

Ken is bitching about how some mean bad liberal wants him to register the dozen-odd firearms he felt the need to acquire and stockpile. Apparently Ken sleeps easy at night knowing he has enough firepower to start a mercenary squad, and isn’t perturbed the least by the rampant abuse and incursions on his constitutional rights by King George over the past seven years. Congratulations Ken, congratulations…how dare those fucking liberals ask that he register those weapons…you know, you don’t need to register pets or vehicles, so why should he need to keep track of his arsenal?

Look at how he sees it:

“Hey, if you own 10 or 20 guns you’re looking at a couple hundred bucks a year and how much do you want to bet that that fee would go up each year!”

Yea, I’m with you Ken. 10 or 20 guns, fuck, I have over 200 myself, fully automatic assault rifles, sniper rifles, hand guns…I have this fucking rifle that will stop an armored car at over a mile away! FUCK those liberal asswipes who dare infringe on my right to keep and bear arms! Fuck them! Let’s shoot them Ken! They’re all in bed with the terrorists anyway! Them and teachers and librarians…can’t trust anyone who reads books, no telling WHAT they might be thinking!

The worst part, Ken says, is that they require you to have a picture taken and go through a process to aquire the registration necessary to own the gun. You know, not that you need to do anything like that to own or operate a vehicle. God knows that guns are harmless trivial things much like automobiles, and any child over the age of 18 months is free to play with both items unsupervised.

Personally, I don’t like guns, but I don’t care if others have guns. Guns make me feel uneasy, sorta like standing on the roof of a moving car might make one feel uneasy. The problem seems to be how easy it is for criminals to have guns. You would think this jackass Ken Hunter would be happy to do anything he could to help reduce crime and increase gun safety. No, registration is a terrible affront to our constitutional rights…you’re right Ken:

“…this is actually an interrogation and booking for a crime that wasn’t committed.”

Ken forgot to add the word ‘yet’ to the end that sentence. It looks a lot more civilized and rational with that simple addition.

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Finally, on a lighter note: maybe I don’t have to be so paranoid about the abuse I gave my body as a teenager after all…