Pollywogs!

…here is my weak Earth Day entry…

Three lonely pictures and a mumbled video…enjoy!

Donate blood…it will make you feel good. More effective than praying!

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The budget graph…it will not make you feel good.

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Remember kids, the ONLY answer is abstinence. Jesus didn’t get crucified so you could fuck like little rabbits…

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Is this a repeat? I’m too lazy to bother checking…

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Is this a repeat? Remember, every time you shop at WalMart, a billionaire gets their wings…

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I’ve liked this little thingy for a while. I always stare and concentrate, and never quite keep the association…

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Market forces will correct the situation. Heh. Ha ha…hahaa…ahha.aahaha…AHAHAAHAAHAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!1! Yea right…this shit, like Reganomics…I love how gullibule people are…actually, I hate it. I hate it hate it hate hate hate it. See the WalMart link above. Such slow suicide, it feels so wonderful going down.

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Scary. Watch Children of Men and then go through your cupboards…

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This is why I sat down to post (one of three reasons):

Brooks Farms, Trout Run PA, sells grass fed pasture raised beef. I’m going to go and try some…that and Fast Food Nation, and the billionaire cocksucker thing (see above links), something makes me want to buy small, buy local more and more every day…

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Found in the paper, I had to clip it out:

“TO BE PUBLISHED UNTIL THE LORD’S RETURN

Dear Jesus, I know I am a sinner (Romans 3:23). I don’t want to go to hell. Please come into my heart and save me. I know you died on that old rugged cross for my sins. I turn from my wicked ways and recieve you as my Lord and Savior. Thank you, Jesus.

A.F.J.

In you said this prayer with a sincere heart, welcome into the family of God. Now find yourself a good Bible-believing church and read your Bible.”

Jesus H. Butt-Fucking Ass-Raped On A Crutch Christ…no, the fact that you need a crutch made out of fairy tales and mythology to get by day to day DOES NOT make me feel comfortable, A.F.J…

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Finally, this fucking assclown, Ken Hunter from the Webb Weekly:

“Nothing makes the hair on the back of my neck bristle any quicker than when someone attacks my country or my constitutional rights but that seems to have become a popular pastime for the left-wing, politically-correct crowd.”

Congratulations, Ken, you’ve managed to paint yourself ignorant AND hypocritical in a span of a couple dozen words!

Ken is bitching about how some mean bad liberal wants him to register the dozen-odd firearms he felt the need to acquire and stockpile. Apparently Ken sleeps easy at night knowing he has enough firepower to start a mercenary squad, and isn’t perturbed the least by the rampant abuse and incursions on his constitutional rights by King George over the past seven years. Congratulations Ken, congratulations…how dare those fucking liberals ask that he register those weapons…you know, you don’t need to register pets or vehicles, so why should he need to keep track of his arsenal?

Look at how he sees it:

“Hey, if you own 10 or 20 guns you’re looking at a couple hundred bucks a year and how much do you want to bet that that fee would go up each year!”

Yea, I’m with you Ken. 10 or 20 guns, fuck, I have over 200 myself, fully automatic assault rifles, sniper rifles, hand guns…I have this fucking rifle that will stop an armored car at over a mile away! FUCK those liberal asswipes who dare infringe on my right to keep and bear arms! Fuck them! Let’s shoot them Ken! They’re all in bed with the terrorists anyway! Them and teachers and librarians…can’t trust anyone who reads books, no telling WHAT they might be thinking!

The worst part, Ken says, is that they require you to have a picture taken and go through a process to aquire the registration necessary to own the gun. You know, not that you need to do anything like that to own or operate a vehicle. God knows that guns are harmless trivial things much like automobiles, and any child over the age of 18 months is free to play with both items unsupervised.

Personally, I don’t like guns, but I don’t care if others have guns. Guns make me feel uneasy, sorta like standing on the roof of a moving car might make one feel uneasy. The problem seems to be how easy it is for criminals to have guns. You would think this jackass Ken Hunter would be happy to do anything he could to help reduce crime and increase gun safety. No, registration is a terrible affront to our constitutional rights…you’re right Ken:

“…this is actually an interrogation and booking for a crime that wasn’t committed.”

Ken forgot to add the word ‘yet’ to the end that sentence. It looks a lot more civilized and rational with that simple addition.

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Finally, on a lighter note: maybe I don’t have to be so paranoid about the abuse I gave my body as a teenager after all…

…apparently is an evolutionary feature:

 ”Hairless, clawless, and largely weaponless, ancient humans used the unlikely combination of sweatiness and relentlessness to gain the upper hand over their faster, stronger, generally more dangerous animal prey”

Looks like the hunter-gatherer basically saw something to eat and just started chasing it…and as long as he didn’t lose sight of it, eventually it just wore out and he walked up and ate it.  We still needed to make tools, as our little dainty hands and teefs aren’t particularly good at rending a body into bite sized pieces…but our most important tool may have been our endurance running.

I know I’ve read about this before, because when I exersise, I pretend I am gazing into the deep distance at some antelope quarry, and it doesn’t matter how distressed or uncomfortable my body may feel at any given moment…really helps on the trampoline, there is some wall around 7 or 8 minutes where when I hit it, my body just begs please slow down for a bit…but once you’re through that it gets a lot eaiser…

‘“We can run in conditions that no other animal can run in,” Lieberman said…All they had to do is to run faster, for longer periods of time, than the slowest speed at which the animal started to gallop.’

When that little furry creature started panting and wheezing under the hot African sun, we were sweating buckets but grinning and looking forward to a very fresh steak…

 ”Adding credence to the theory, Lieberman said, is the fact that some aboriginal humans still practice persistence hunting today, and it remains an effective technique. It requires very minimal technology, has a high success rate, and yields a lot of meat.”

http://reddit.com/info/1i5k6/comments - “Gates Angry, Bush Ambushed by Leak”

Who needs professional commentary when you have amazingly pithy and interesting commenting on a news story like this?

Soulless assclowns?  Nice!

“The blue field entoptic phenomenon or Scheerer’s phenomenon is the appearance of tiny bright dots moving quickly along squiggly lines in the visual field, especially when looking into blue light (such as the sky).^[1] This is a normal effect that can be perceived by almost everybody. The dots are due to the white blood cells that move in the capillaries in front of the retina of the eye, near the macula.^[2]Blue light (optimal wavelength: 430 nm) is well absorbed by the red blood cells that fill the capillaries. The brain “edits out” the dark lines that would result from this absorption. The white blood cells, which are much rarer than the red ones and do not absorb the blue light well, create gaps in the blood column, and these gaps appear as bright dots.”

From wikipedia (thanks to reddit).  Stuff like this drove me nuts as a kid, wondering what it was…