Pollywogs!

You already knew Tom Cruise was a total fag completely sane not-at-all creepy really great guy. You knew that Tucker Carlson loves to have his twigs and berries stepped on by transvestites likes to visit truck stops late at night dressed as an eight year old boy likes frozen urine treats would appreciate it if everyone in the US sent him a copy of America: The Book is a lunatic nutjob bag of shit who’s professional job creates FUD while the Bush Administration rapes everything that America aspires to be in the ass is also a really great guy.

Did you know that a series of simple numbers can get a lot of really rich and powerful people really angry at you? Did you also know that over the past 24 hours it has been something of an amusing cock-slap across the cheek of corporate America to publish said series of simple numbers?

You too can help support terrorists crush a baby kitten underfoot slap your cock ‘n balls off some rich old white mans cheek!

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

Lots of stuff of Reddit if you’d like more information, this place is a good one to start if you’re thinking of how you too can personally join Al Qaeda and Dick Cheney in bringing on the Second Coming of Christ.

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This is amusing: Neocon ‘good christians’ love a suck & fuck as much as the next old rich white guy. This is not amusing: But don’t worry, ABC won’t allow the truth to come out, you can trust them.

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“Call Jack Murtha to thank him and ask him to sign onto Dennis Kucinich’s bill to begin impeachment proceedings against Vice President Cheney: (202) 225-2065.”

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A documentary on Atheism…interesting!

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Hmm…all that Iraqi oil, so rich and delicious, the Great Satan in me drinks his fill…and guess what? Oh-so-conveniently, there aren’t any meters on the pipes:

“Rumors are rife among suspicious Iraqis about the failure to measure the oil flow. “Iraq is the victim of the biggest robbery of its oil production in modern history,” blazed a March 2006 headline in Azzaman, Iraq’s most widely read newspaper. A May 2006 study of oil production and export figures by Platt’s Oilgram News, an industry magazine, showed that up to $3 billion a year is unaccounted for.”

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Nuclear War is Fucking Insane. You can quote me on that. Look what happens after a simple industrial accident, hundreds of miles away, twenty years later…

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Supper. Dinner. Some folks try to claim they are two different items…mostly those damn English. Luckily we now know that you eat breakfast, lunch and dinner…not breakfast, dinner and supper…

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Fucking Gonzalez is a happy slut to the Bush Administration. Evil, evil, evil to the core:

‘In the summer of 2005, Alberto Gonzales paid a visit to British Attorney General Peter Goldsmith. A British civil servant who attended told me “it was quite amazing really. Gonzales was obsessed with the Official Secrets Act. In particular, he wanted to know exactly how it was used to block newspapers and broadcasters from running news stories derived from official secrets and how it could be used to criminalise persons who had no formal duty to maintain secrets. He saw it as a panacea for his problems: silence the press. Then you can torture and abuse prisoners and what you will—without fear of political repercussions. It was the easy route to dealing with the Guantánamo dilemma. Don’t close down Guantánamo. Close down the press. We were appalled by it.” Appalled, he added, “but not surprised.”’

I just threw up on myself.

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