Pollywogs!

Well, at least the best post this week…

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A small company that makes nothing but fully electric cars.

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The legal distinction between pr0n and prostitution (IMHO, no, pr0n is not art. By definition.).

“In other words, prostitution is generally understood as the bilateral trading of sex for money, while pornography involves the customer of an adult film paying money to watch other people have sex with each other, while receiving no sexual favors himself in return.”

I added the italics. Something tells me that no one has really thought hard about that point, as I’m pretty damn sure that, while in general the women involved recieve no sexual favors, the men sure as fucking do (say hello to the term ‘money shot‘ to start with). Isn’t ejaculation THE sexual favor that men are looking for? Christ…

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Minnesota joins the rational world, and decides it is immoral to deny treatment to dying patients.

Tangentially related: Marijuana damages your brain and makes you criminally insane. Oh, wait…

Another tangential: Forbes gives the rich and powerful the lowdown on the reaaaal good shit…oh yea, baby, those hippies are The Man now, baby! I wonder if they hate themselves?

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An amusing photograph: is this what it is going to take to get someone impeached these days?

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Another sad story about alcohol. I’m to lazy to try to find out if this is the same thing that Sweet Adeline was talking about. Luckily I haven’t touched a drop a the demon juice since an unfortunate incident I had last Saturday involving Long Island Iced Tea and the card game Asshole…maybe I’m starting to re-grow a couple little guys, help plump things back up…

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Leik omgz ur f4m0u5!!! Actually, I’m slightly envious…

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Costco is selling Mexican Coke. And I’m not excited cause I prefer addictive drugs with the strong potential to ruin lives. High Fructose Corn Syrup, you can lick my balls. On a related note, syrup is derived from a Persian work for a thick beverage. Perhaps we should call it High Fructose Corn Freedom Juice, since Iran are ‘the bad guys‘?

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Oh shit. No, really…oh shit. Change is literally coming so fast…will we be nimble enough to hotstep through this mess without shit getting out of hand, will we react strongly to prevent as much damage as possible, or will we rush blindly into the future at full speed, knowing full well that the end ramifications, while potentially predictable, are completely unknowable in their entirety?

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More shit to give me nightmares…

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Yes, yes, we know…it is possible to change our errant ways. Now get the fuck out of the way or I’ll run your tree-hugging ass over with my Escalade, bitch.

Related: Yes yes, we know…Our Escalade belches out CO2 like a fat man at a bean-eating contest. I’m not driving that faggy little Prius. Now get the fuck out of the way or I’ll run your tree-hugging ass over with my Escalade, bitch.

Further Related: Yes, yes, we know…An Audi A4 that gets 45MPG on diesel (read: closed carbon loop bio-diesel too). Of course it isn’t avaialbe for sale in the United States. Now get the fuck out of the way or I’ll run your tree-hugging ass over with my Escalade, bitch.

Tangentially Related: Yes, yes, we know…global warming is going to kill tens of millions of people world-wide as shorelines overrun some of the most populated and impoverished areas. Now get the fuck out of the way or I’ll run your tree-hugging ass over with my Escalade, bitch.

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Shame this stinking fish isn’t released to the public. I want an excuse to have all of those slobbering cock-gobbling whoresons thrown in jail…

Related: Exactly ‘why’ Dick Cheney is such a cock-gobbling slobbering whoreson cunt bitch fuck.

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I doubt (read: I really really hope) that ‘all’ of the honey-bees are going to die. I mean, species don’t just go extinct, do they?

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A couple articles on compact fluorescents:

I wonder who would benefit from generating a new urban myth about CF bulbs? Here is another take on the same mis-information campaign.

What to do if you break a CF bulb (don’t do what I did as a child and look real close to see if you can’t find the liquid mercury to play with…).

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Anarchy driving, baby!!! I can’t wait for our local roundabouts on Via Bella (if that is what it will still be called):

	What is a roundabout?
	A roundabout is an unsignalized circular intersection. There will be 3 roundabouts constructed in the city of Williamsport at the William, Court, and Mulberry Street intersections. Studies have proven that these types of intersections can improve safety and minimize traffic delay.

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My plate is bigger than my stomach. Or, why once you’ve seen a porn star’s cock (nsfw of course, those are some big cocks, here is that one I get in my email from time to time, I’m the guy on the left: pic31.jpg), you never feel satisfied with your own meager little thing ever again (read: size-contrast ‘illusion’…excuse me while I go sob for a bit in the corner).

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I noticed recently my ClustrMaps finally shows a visitor from Africa. I’ve finally conquered the seven continents…

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Call me superstitious, but I rather enjoyed this…

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My soul died a little this week. For some reason, I found a shock site and became curious “how many shock sites are there out on the interwebs”. My research turned up 43. You are familiar with teh goatse.cx? Well, it gets ‘better’ from there. Check out meatspin, if goatse.cx didn’t destroy your moral fiber. If meatspin didn’t ruin your soul and damn you for eternity, feel free to browse through my research. Keep in mind I have no eye bleach for you, for once you’ve seen something the memory will haunt you forever. The body modification movie was too much for me. I found that out of all of the things I found, someone cutting chunks out of their penis was simply too much for me and stopped watching.

Don’t even bother going to the GNAA corporate homepage. Unless you want to reboot your computer after a terrible visual and auditory assault…

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Alright, I’m off for a bit, that ought to get me off the hook for a couple days…