Random! Random!
May 23rd, 2007Shit that will likely be extinct before you kick the bucket.
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The poo button. Not safe for work. Or delicate sensiblities. Or, frankly, pretty much anyone. Ok, don’t press the poo button…
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Scary and neat shit that lives deep in the sea. Frikken aliens…
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We hate our government. Or, more specifically, the Bush Administration.
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A lot of very bad things have happened to the human race in our past. There was that Africa thing that reduced us to one reproducing population. Then there was this, pretty much everyone in North America getting toasted. Then you had the flooding of the Mediterranean (the source of both the Noah flood and the legend of Atlantis?). I often wonder what could have caused the Tower of Babel story…I have some fanciful ideas which would make a neat novel, but I’m not much of a novelist…
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150 monkeys…that sounds about right…
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3 hours…that sounds about right too…
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Fucking emos…can’t trust them!
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Unn…excuse me…I can’t…concentrate…with…unnn….this music…playing!!!
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Drinking’s good, drinking’s bad. Fuck that. You know what is bad for you? HEROIN.
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Courtesy of El Cid: No one is safe… and well, no one is safe…
The fucking poop button about made me loose my supper…
I like the Monkeysphere thing. I looked around at some of the other stuff that guy wrote and he’s quite funny and intelligent. I bookmarked him. http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/suicide.html
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/horror.html
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/misery.html
Remote work arrangements rock. I work from home as often as possible. It’s one of the main reasons I keep my job, as I could probably make $10,000/year more at a 9 to 5 gig.
Emo meme cat: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/16/go-cry-emo-kid/
iGasm sounds cool.
So…an average of 1 drink a day…does that mean I can save it all up and have 7 drinks on Friday?
I guess if I’m gonna be suckin’ any cock, I might as well have a cigarette. And Hershey can suck my cock.
I loved the Monkeysphere article!!! I think he pretty much sums it up.
Can we hold you to those “7 drinks on Friday”?????
You definitely can!
Awesome! You are getting so drunk tonight!!!!!! Hehehehe!