Pollywogs!

Oh, my pussy hurts:

“But a group of senators close to the auto industry — both Democrats and Republicans — argue that carmakers can’t meet that steep of an increase, especially for SUVs and small trucks. They will try to get approval this week for a more modest boost in the federal requirement to 36 mpg for cars and 30 mpg for SUVs and pickups by 2025.”

Whaaa whaaa whaaa, what a bunch of corporate ball-sucks…Jesus H Fucking Christ…if I had any say in a major automobile manufacturing company, I’d be saying “What can we be doing RIGHT NOW to help reduce our global dependence on fossil fuels, reduce global greenhouse gases and in general increase efficiency?”. As a good and concerned global citizen, that is the least any human can do. But no, these corporate cocksuckers want to suck life dry today, maximize profits, boost the stock value, get their fucking “dollar”, rape the corpse and shit on the children. God bless capitalism. Market forces will prevail. When the oil is gone, cars will no longer run on gasoline…the environment, global warming, all that other minor shit…what does it mean to our stock price TODAY? Oh yea, fuck it. Just fuck it…

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If this wasn’t so close to the truth, it would be a lot easier to enjoy…

Related: ever wonder why none of the important news is reported on TV?

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The United States is fucking gigantic. We have no idea how fucking gigantic we are…

When an elephant takes a dump, it leaves a very big pile.  The elephant turns around and says ‘that looks about right’, while the person whom it crapped on exclaims ‘oh my, that is a lot of crap!’.

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Like the abomination that are ‘the shrimp’, or blended fabrics, comes a scientific definition of Pi. And, as you are likely well aware, being a good Christian, you are to slaughter the non-believer (you say Crusade, I say Jihad…), even if they are your own flesh and blood. So, go to the nearest school and begin to cleanse the unbelievers and their ‘science’ which claims the outrageous falsehood, foisted by Satan himself upon our poor children’s malleable minds, that Pi is anything OTHER than 3….and to those deluded cunts who claim the Old Testament is somehow ‘different’ from the New Testament (dare I state ‘less valid’?), let me clue you in on a little secret…

THEY’RE BOTH FUCKING FICTION.

Time to take off the training wheels and own up to personal responsibility, you don’t need an old man sky-god to keep you civilized.

“Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.”
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

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Parenting, Garrett-style (or, do the French lock their kids in the linen closet when they’re unbearable?). Neither extreme, neither ‘system’ seems ideal does it, the standard American treatment with the prerequisite Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, or the French ‘shut up while the adults are talking’…

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Ok. My company gets your husband killed in Iraq. We won’t tell you the details, and when you sue for answers, we sue you back for $10 Million which you pathetically obviously do not have. Isn’t the legal system just grand?

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Speaking of dying in Iraq, we did a much better job the first time through.

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When crime is made illegal, only criminals will break the law. Oh wait, you mean you can’t simply plop down law willy-nilly and then expect folks to follow it? You can’t even get them to use their turn-signals on a regular basis?

“Many allocate blame to street gangsters for this sorry state of affairs — the idea being that if it weren’t for these aggressive and money-hungry “pushers,” we wouldn’t have such a problem. However, this reasoning is incomplete: It fails to consider the demand generated by millions of Canadians of all ages who, at least once this year, will act on their desire and make a back-alley purchase of an illicit drug.”

The reasoning is incomplete. So easy to overlook that vital component in the valuation of street drugs: prohibition. The organized crime boss’s favorite money-making tool…

“Rather than continue to incur only the massive costs of the drug trade — addictions, policing, corrections and loss of life — why not also capture the massive financial benefit (over $400-billion in North America alone), which we presently reserve for the exclusive enjoyment of street gangs and other criminal organizations?”

$400 billion, eh? And is it any wonder that drug cartels lobby Washington just like any other big business?