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Gay shit…

June 23rd, 2007

So a couple days ago I was forced to come out of the closet.

If you’d like to know what it’s like to play BF2, watch this video:

So. I like this game. I recently started taking it more seriously (read: getting gayer) and joined this clan whose server I was playing on a lot. I slowly became a better player and stopped being ashamed of dominating bitches. Now, I revel in the murder while I slaughter the bitches (on a good day). So, when there were murmurings in the clan of joining TWL (Team Warfare League) I thought great! I’m all about competition when it comes to harmless, consequence free video games. So we had our first practice this last week, it was interesting and I learned a lot of things I had been doing aren’t going to work on a small 5 versus 5 map. I also learned to hide my gayness as it will only result in merciless taunting from those around me. So now I’m going to turn off the lights, pull closed the curtains and go do some gay shit for a bit…

UPDATE: It appears this post is rendered terribly by IE. I’m sorry that you are still using IE.

6 Responses to “Gay shit…”

  1. comment number 1 by: gwennie

    Its tough being gay. That is one reason I feel that it must be inborn. Why would someone choose to make their life that much more difficult? You can’t help it. Don’t feel bad. :)

  2. comment number 2 by: Garrett

    Yea. At least I’m not flamboyant…

  3. comment number 3 by: gwennie

    cept for that time in the dress

  4. comment number 4 by: John

    5 vs 5? So…basically one squad vs another?

    Coming out of the closet is easy if you don’t trip I think…

  5. comment number 5 by: Garrett

    yep, one squad vs another, if they keep rolling you, they cap all the flags and you lose like a n00b.

    everyone is completely responsible for the success or failure of the team, so its pretty heavy.

    karkand is just three flags, hotel, square and market (middle city).

    Time limit, so if after 15 minutes one team has 99 and the other 100, sucks to be teh lose…

    I hope the pictures are all accounted for…

  6. comment number 6 by: Kelley

    I love the angry German, that was the best!!!!

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