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Those god damn cut and runners…

July 9th, 2007

Don’t they know that if they have a post-surge redeployment, the terrorists have won???

“Four more Republican senators have recently declared that they can no longer support Mr. Bush’s strategy, including senior lawmakers who until now had expressed their doubts only privately. As a result, some aides are now telling Mr. Bush that if he wants to forestall more defections, it would be wiser to announce plans for a far more narrowly defined mission for American troops that would allow for a staged pullback, a strategy that he rejected in December as a prescription for defeat when it was proposed by the bipartisan Iraq Study Group.”

Al Qaeda has evidently infiltrated our government. Now, Republican senators are joining the terrorist ranks themselves…how much longer before the President himself betrays mein führer, the exalted Dick Cheney himself?

‘Officials describe the meetings as more of a running discussion than an argument. They say that no one is clinging to a stay-the-course position but that instead aides are trying to game out what might happen if the president becomes more specific about the start and the shape of what the White House is calling a “post-surge redeployment.”’

THAT IS COMPLETELY FUCKING ABSURD! Of COURSE we have to ‘stay-the-course‘!!! The president and mein führer have both time and time again repeated that if we don’t stay the course, the terrorists have won.

I guess it is nearly time for them to bring out the last gag in their bag of tricks.

Praise baby Jesus…

No. Let’s go into Iraq, mess it up AS MUCH AS WE CAN, build a bunch of gigantic bases, award billions in contracts to private companies run by our buddies and political contributors, and then try to distract the public from the fact that we just donkey punched both the Iraqi and US citizens for our own pathetic short term gain.  Excuse me, I just minivomited…

COMPLETELY unrelated, here is a picture of a massive roundabout

4 Responses to “Those god damn cut and runners…”

  1. comment number 1 by: gwennie

    Love that Jesus thing. And the roundabout. Think ours will be that cool? (yeah right)

  2. comment number 2 by: Garrett

    Ours will be very simple, potentially very effective, and very butt-fucking to the under-utilized brains of the locals…

    Whut do yar mean, I hafta think fur myself? Whure duz it says I go at?

    I mean, folks can’t grasp who goes first when more than one car approaches a stop sign at the same time, I can see the round-abouts being a complete clusterfuck for the first five years…

    I don’t know if it’ll be that cool per se, but as long as you just view it from the safety of the highway it will at least be a source of aloof amusement…

  3. comment number 3 by: Garrett

    Oh, and speaking of jesus:

    http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-25-07-books/dot_matrix1.jpg

    and

    http://i11.tinypic.com/6akm2kh.jpg

  4. comment number 4 by: gwennie

    Those are great

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