Pollywogs!

You had me at ‘a lack of something is not a something‘…I hate saying I’m anything (not only because Atheists are looked upon as one firm step below Satanists on the great-christian-chain-of-being) because actually I’m quite ‘nothing’. The lack of religion does not a religion make…

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Please, define ‘fucking hilarious’. Alright, here ya go (a short selection of an excellent fucking article):

“…Here are some specific warning signs that your child is in trouble with drugs and other nefarious activities.

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Does your child listen to Marilyn Manson?

Your child worships The Devil and fucks dead kittens (unless your child is a girl, in which case she fucks live dobermans).

Does your child listen to techno dance music?

Ecstasy and ketamine again. That this was left out of the PSA described above is a huge disservice to paranoid parents.

Does your child wear ripped clothing, dye their hair funny colors and listen to punk rock?

Your child sniffs butyl nitrate and is probably bisexual, unless they are just a poseur.

Is your child a high-school cheerleader or football player?

You have nothing to worry about. Your child is a good old fashioned red blooded American alcoholic…’

Related: I know I’ve had conversations about this with someone once or twice, here is an excellent, full-bodied article written in a way that my ADD does not allow for…

“Wine has a long history. It was the preferred drink of the Greeks and Romans, and has been in existence for even longer than that. It was a necessity of everyday life, since water was dirty and made people sick. Over time, consuming wine and alcohol in general became more and more of a leisure activity. Nowadays young college students prefer hard liquor or beer over wine, considering it less alcoholic in content and more of an “older” person’s drink.

However, this shouldn’t be the perception. This should change. To me wine, is a sophisticated drink that needs to be appreciated by taking the time to enrich one’s sense with its texture, aroma, and sensations. It teaches you the patience of drinking, and, technically, the art of socializing, but that’s a different topic.”

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This is an excellent fucking idea: capturing heat in the summer time, sequestering it underground, and then reducing your fucking heating bill by 75% during the winter…GENIUS!!!

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This has been making heavy circulation…my personality type?

“ENFP: The Scientologist

The ENFP is a creative thinker who sees all humanity as connected to a cosmic whole, and gives of himself tirelessly to improve the condition of his fellow man.

Whether he’s creating bizarre religions aimed at bringing us all back to our origins as immortal space aliens made of pure thought or conducting seminars and classes on alien abduction, the ENFP is always seeking the answers to the great mysteries of life, such as “Who are we?” and “How can I use two tin cans and a Radio Shack multimeter to bring enlightenment to the world?” and “What is it with UFOs and anal probing, anyway?”

RECREATION: The ENFP is gregarious, outgoing, and slightly silly; they often spend their leisure time engaged in role-playing games, having pillow fights that lead to wild, lustful lesbian orgies, or being abducted by space aliens.

COMPATIBILITY: ENFPs are happiest in relationships with Tom Cruise.

Famous ENFPs include anyone who has ever dated Tom Cruise.”

I wish I could quit you, Tom…

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I would guess that, yes, it does extrapolate out past high school in general, but that is just my own personal experience…45% of MIT graduate students, really?