A true story…

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‘A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.”

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.

The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, “What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

The Marine calmly replied, “God was too busy today protecting America ’s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an a$$. So, He sent me.”’

That is a hell of a good story, right?

God bless America! Atheists and Jews out! Muslims out! Illegals out! Lets go kick some ass in Iraq, bring em on!

Make sure you read the link where the story came from, it has lots of god fearing, good quality, wholesome evangelical stuff just like this! Go NRA!

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  • Kelley says so:
    September 4th, 2007 |

    Fuck that! I completely hate ignorant assholes like that! “God” is protecting America’s troops? What a bunch of fucking shit.
    He doesn’t give a shit about all the innocent Iraqis that have died, all the children who’ve suffered. He doesn’t give 2 shits about them? He only cares about Americans??????????????
    “God” is busy protecting us from all the evil “terrorists” in this world yet he lets millions suffer all over the place. Starvation, disease, flooding, civil war, etc, etc…..
    I suppose “God” is too busy protecting us that he just completely overlooks the mass murdering in Darfur?
    Those people just aren’t as important enough?????
    Fuck that bullshit! “God”, what a fucking joke!!!! It’s all in your head people!!!!!!

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