Pollywogs!

http://www.bradleysalmanac.com/simstorture.htm

John used to be able to speak pretty damn good Sim talk too. It just isn’t as much fun caring for the little cocksuckers when they are so damn hard to please and so unable to take basic care of themselves. Why does every single Sim have to be either completely sub-average in every way or have a major character flaw to cripple them, in contrast against their strengths? Why can’t you roll a Sim that comes up sixes all around? Fuck em, ungrateful little Sims…I gotta break this out again one of these days…

I laugh with much glee, indeed…