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Different shit from the normal ‘I can’t believe this shit’: Cliff Notes on R. Kelly’s ‘The Zoo’

People listen to this? They pay money? I’m in the wrong business if there are people who are willing to pay money for shit. Exchanging money for shit seems like a bad deal to me, but apparently I have been quite wrong.

“Consumed by thoughts of the sexual act, his behavior becomes erratic and unpredictable”

Cracked.com is fucking hilarious…

This is another great article.

“There’s literally nothing we can write that’ll adequately describe the sheer, utter non-badass-ness of Jagger’s foray into bubble gum pop, so please watch for yourself. And make sure you have a wooden spoon handy to bite down on.”

Shit, just spend an hour or two there yourself, I’d start with the most highly rated articles and work your way down…

“Why You Wouldn’t Expect Him To Be a Scientologist: It breaks our hearts, honestly. Lee’s a hilarious actor, and can deliver the driest one-liners around. He seems like a genuinely intelligent and funny guy. Hell, dude was a pro skateboarder. How cool is that? Knowing he thinks alien ghosts infected the planet with negative energy can’t help but be a little disappointing coming from a guy who can execute a flawless nosegrind.”