Pollywogs!

And by this, I mean post things from Craigslist and dress up in women’s clothing…

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/63157665.html

“I don’t believe in god, babe. Nope, not even an inkling. I’m what you call an Atheist, because your organization needs a word to describe people who don’t believe what you believe. Atheist is a newer, kinder word. I would have been a heretic, sinner, witch, blasphemer or satanist had we met in another century, but now, I’m an atheist. Or secular humanist, or, as I like to say, normal. And, sadly, you’re in a cult. A Messianic cult, which may be better than some other cults, but it’s still a cult, and you’re completely brainwashed. I mean, there’s very little room in your thinking for any kind of science, let alone philosophy or literature that isn’t written in praise of your Leader, and that just sucks, conversationally speaking. I mean we can’t really talk about anything without your ultimate arbiter coming into play, at which point the conversation is over. Here’s an example from the other night:

Me: Yeah, there was another protest about same sex marriage downtown today, I checked it out.

You: Well homosexuality is a sin against god’s plan, you know.

Me: Right. More wine?

What do I say then? You trump everything with the J man, and I have to change the subject, because to debate the issue is to bring up your faith, which is pretty much not debatable. I mean, sure, I could just say I believe this because a magic pie I worship tells me so, but where would that leave us? Pretty much right here.”

Why did I break my self-imposed “I will not post ridiculous shit I find on Craigslist” rule?

1. The title is “Jesus wants me to fuck you.”  - Massive ++sin++ points right there.

2.  Mocks the concept of labeling Atheism by defining it as simply ‘normal’.  Casting Christianity as delusional?  Ludicrous ++sin++ points!

3.  Calls Christianity a cult…ownage ++sin++ point…

4.  Equates god with a magic pie…godlike ++sin++ points FTMFW!!!

I don’t know what is more fun, being able to look down and stare at boobies and no one minds or being able to grab them any time you like.

Look what Al Qaeda did to me!

Fucking god damn cunt whores.

Motherfucking baby jesus in the ass.

Worthless twat douchebags.

Seriously. Did they need the fucking circus, the fucking fiasco that they had tonight? Did they have Osama cornered? Penn College ‘cops’ in downtown Jersey Shore with people pulled over? Highway checkpoints? State and local cops on EVERY FUCKING CORNER?

For what? Exactly what? Specifically what?

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Cunt ass twat whore cum guzzling slut fuck bastards, I feel safer already…god bless America.

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Actually, I’m glad we did a little guerrilla action on the town tonight, felt good to work actively against the man. I have absolutely ZERO sympathy for them. Whose job are they doing? Certainly not mine. I’d have them actively patrolling for problems, not indiscriminately violating the privacy of every free citizen who happen to cross through some invisible loss of privacy zone. This is not fucking China, for fucks sake.

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I guess it is perfect if you have a superiority complex, a badge and a gun. Or, if you are practicing for martial law and random checkpoints for proper ID and papers: I’m sorry, Mr. Socling, it appears that you papers are not in order.

Goodbye, never see you again! Think of me while I am getting waterboarded!!!

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Makes me think of popular culture and the decline of Western Civilization:

“As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.“

YAY!  It’s Friday!!!

“A tyrant is always stirring up some war or other, in order that the people may require a leader.”

~ Plato

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There are many many places in our area to drop off your recyclables AND of course there is also curbside pickup in Clinton & Lycoming County for those that are busy busy busy.

REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE

- K

…or, the Flying Spaghetti Monster…

I never knew what Russell’s teapot (or the celestial teapot) was before (well, other than a kick-ass website). I StumbldUpon (actually, StumbledUpon appears to be the accepted past tense, the Web2.0 spelling seems neglected) the Wikipedia entry and was amazed. Bertrand Russell wrote this awesome bit back in the 1950s:

“If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time.”

The Wikipedia entry also had a quote from Richard Dawkins:

“The reason organized religion merits outright hostility is that, unlike belief in Russell’s teapot, religion is powerful, influential, tax-exempt and systematically passed on to children too young to defend themselves. Children are not compelled to spend their formative years memorizing loony books about teapots. Government-subsidized schools don’t exclude children whose parents prefer the wrong shape of teapot. Teapot-believers don’t stone teapot-unbelievers, teapot-apostates, teapot-heretics and teapot-blasphemers to death. Mothers don’t warn their sons off marrying teapot-shiksas whose parents believe in three teapots rather than one. People who put the milk in first don’t kneecap those who put the tea in first.”

(I added the emphasis in the second quote.)

Damn.

I’m glad I’m not alone.