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Fuck the Police.

October 28th, 2007

Fucking god damn cunt whores.

Motherfucking baby jesus in the ass.

Worthless twat douchebags.

Seriously. Did they need the fucking circus, the fucking fiasco that they had tonight? Did they have Osama cornered? Penn College ‘cops’ in downtown Jersey Shore with people pulled over? Highway checkpoints? State and local cops on EVERY FUCKING CORNER?

For what? Exactly what? Specifically what?

Cunt ass twat whore cum guzzling slut fuck bastards, I feel safer already…god bless America.

Actually, I’m glad we did a little guerrilla action on the town tonight, felt good to work actively against the man. I have absolutely ZERO sympathy for them. Whose job are they doing? Certainly not mine. I’d have them actively patrolling for problems, not indiscriminately violating the privacy of every free citizen who happen to cross through some invisible loss of privacy zone. This is not fucking China, for fucks sake.

I guess it is perfect if you have a superiority complex, a badge and a gun. Or, if you are practicing for martial law and random checkpoints for proper ID and papers: I’m sorry, Mr. Socling, it appears that you papers are not in order.

Goodbye, never see you again! Think of me while I am getting waterboarded!!!

Makes me think of popular culture and the decline of Western Civilization:

“As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

5 Responses to “Fuck the Police.”

  1. comment number 1 by: gwennie

    What in the hell are you talking about?

  2. comment number 2 by: Garrett

    last night there were a billion and one cops in and around Jersey Shore. they had a highway checkpoint set up on 220 heading east (impossible to avoid since it was on the highway) and they had cops EVERYWHERE to look for people trying to get off at Pine Creek. they had people pulled over everywhere. it was insane, pathetic and absurd.

  3. comment number 3 by: gwennie

    Did you hear about that actor, Gary Collings, that was in an accident caused by some old man running a stop sign? Collins was arrested because his breathe smelled of alcohol and he failed a field sobriety test, although the cause of the accident had nothing to do with him: http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/25/people.gary.collins.ap/index.html

  4. comment number 4 by: John

    It’s a good thing they didn’t pull over any pink haired fairies…

  5. comment number 5 by: gwennie

    That would make for a good episode of Cops

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