Pollywogs!

And by this, I mean post things from Craigslist and dress up in women’s clothing…

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/63157665.html

“I don’t believe in god, babe. Nope, not even an inkling. I’m what you call an Atheist, because your organization needs a word to describe people who don’t believe what you believe. Atheist is a newer, kinder word. I would have been a heretic, sinner, witch, blasphemer or satanist had we met in another century, but now, I’m an atheist. Or secular humanist, or, as I like to say, normal. And, sadly, you’re in a cult. A Messianic cult, which may be better than some other cults, but it’s still a cult, and you’re completely brainwashed. I mean, there’s very little room in your thinking for any kind of science, let alone philosophy or literature that isn’t written in praise of your Leader, and that just sucks, conversationally speaking. I mean we can’t really talk about anything without your ultimate arbiter coming into play, at which point the conversation is over. Here’s an example from the other night:

Me: Yeah, there was another protest about same sex marriage downtown today, I checked it out.

You: Well homosexuality is a sin against god’s plan, you know.

Me: Right. More wine?

What do I say then? You trump everything with the J man, and I have to change the subject, because to debate the issue is to bring up your faith, which is pretty much not debatable. I mean, sure, I could just say I believe this because a magic pie I worship tells me so, but where would that leave us? Pretty much right here.”

Why did I break my self-imposed “I will not post ridiculous shit I find on Craigslist” rule?

1. The title is “Jesus wants me to fuck you.”  - Massive ++sin++ points right there.

2.  Mocks the concept of labeling Atheism by defining it as simply ‘normal’.  Casting Christianity as delusional?  Ludicrous ++sin++ points!

3.  Calls Christianity a cult…ownage ++sin++ point…

4.  Equates god with a magic pie…godlike ++sin++ points FTMFW!!!