Pollywogs!

With apologies to Dr. Dre…

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I could have easily titled this “The Media can eat a big fat dick”, because the media isn’t doing shit to point out that there are some really pathetic, cum slobbering, cock gobbling cunts running for president. Primarily Giuliani.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/02/…

“It would be a stunning comparison if it were true. But it isn’t. And thereby hangs a tale — one of scare tactics, of the character of a man who would be president and, I’m sorry to say, about what’s wrong with political news coverage.

Let’s start with the facts: Mr. Giuliani’s claim is wrong on multiple levels — bogus numbers wrapped in an invalid comparison embedded in a smear.”

A bogus, invalid smear? Sounds like Bush/Cheney all over again! Tell me more!

“As a fact-check in The Washington Post put it: “The Clinton health care plan” — which is very similar to the Edwards and Obama plans — “has more in common with the Massachusetts plan signed into law by Gov. Mitt Romney than the British National Health system.” Of course, this hasn’t stopped Mr. Romney from making similar smears.

At one level, what Mr. Giuliani and Mr. Romney are doing here is engaging in time-honored scare tactics. For generations, conservatives have denounced every attempt to ensure that Americans receive needed health care, from Medicare to S-chip, as “socialized medicine.””

Oh, really? Do go on…

“But here’s what I don’t understand: Why isn’t Mr. Giuliani’s behavior here considered not just a case of bad policy analysis but a character issue?

For better or (mostly) for worse, political reporting is dominated by the search for the supposedly revealing incident, in which the candidate says or does something that reveals his true character. And this incident surely seems to fit the bill.

Leave aside the fact that Mr. Giuliani is simply lying about what the Democrats are proposing; after all, Mitt Romney is doing the same thing.

But health care is the pre-eminent domestic issue for the 2008 election. Surely the American people deserve candidates who do their homework on the subject.

Yet what we actually have is the front-runner for the Republican nomination apparently basing his health-care views on something he read somewhere, which he believed without double-checking because it confirmed his prejudices.”

Money shot! Let me show you my “oh face” here for a second…ok, now that I’ve got that out, let me continue: What this comes down to is that Giuliani is either retarded or a lying cunt. And when I say cunt, I don’t imply anything valuable, as Giuliani is a man. Calling a man a cunt is like calling a man a boy. But worse. I might as well call him a bitch. If I called a woman a cunt, that has a thousand variables which influence the meaning. But calling a man a cunt, just one meaning: worthless.

If Giuliani is retarded, he simply takes things he reads and trumps them up like facts. Just like I do in this blog, but I’m not proposing to lead the free world…

If Giuliani is a lying cunt, then he is more of the same. Just like Bush and Cheney, he will say anything he can regardless of the truth, knowing that 1) the pubic is too retarded to tell the difference and 2) the media will roll over, cradle his balls in their mouth, and never make a peep about the fact that he is off his rocker crazy. You know, that same media that came all over it self over and over and over in waves of self-stimulation for months about ‘Gore invented the internet’.

I feel like I am not doing enough as a patriot. I feel like the country is still running with scissors, drool trailing off our chin, while some rich white spoiled bully steals our lunch money and snickers about how gullible we are.

I swear to god, when I am dictator things are going to be different.