Wierd…
April 21st, 2008I recently added a stats plugin to my WordPress install, and found I get the oddest Google search placement.
Search for “Hello to my friends in national security”, and I’m the #1 result.
Search for “Fuck you garrett”, same story…
What else do folks search for and somehow end up here?
Today
Search Views 2005 toyota corolla s 2 corolla s 2 dumbfuckistan 2 2007 toyota corolla s white 2 pollywogs inserts 2 corolla rims 2 rims on a 2007 toyota corolla s 1 what is the shelf life of motor oil 1 hello to my friends in national security 1 operating synergy walmart 2007 1 Yesterday
Search Views toyota corolla s 2005 3 weird guy 2 sexy feet 2 “body modification video” 2 batshit insane 1 gay shit 1 2005 toyota corolla s 1 lycoming animal protection society 1 fuck you garrett 1 “no decency” public whore pic 1
Strange…#8 result when searching for Dumbfuckistan…man that Dumbfuckistan post is good shit…I continually feel like my previous work is vastly superior to my current work. I guess as an artist (in a gross fashion) that is a good feeling to be running doggedly in front of…
Speaking of your friends at National Security, I think they are flying above us right now……is that a black helicopter?????
They’re no doubt going to have their eyes on us while we’re in DC… If we don’t return, you know where we’ll be. Gitmo baby!
I voted today and it felt good!!!!
Too bad there were no Obama signs or reps but Hillary was everywhere!!!!
Okay, I had to try it so I entered “Fuck you garrett” and “Hello to my friends in national security” and you did come up first on my Google search. No wonder you’re getting so many hits from all over the world. Keep it up!