Pollywogs!

I’m always open to guest bloggers, peanut gallery…I almost put a few of these links on Facebook, then realized I could take twenty minutes to flesh out the links just a hair…

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Yes, they could do this tomorrow:

http://www.aerocivic.com/

“Would anyone buy it?” you ask?  Who gives a fuck, a little additional  sheet metal is simple shit: give us the option at least!  95 MPG, SOMEONE is going to buy the fucking thing.  Oh, and here is a nice breakdown of exactly how much wind resistence effects your MPG as your speed increases:

• 95 mpg (US) at 65 mph 
• 85 mpg (US) at 70 mph 
• 65 mpg (US) at 80 mph 
• 50 mpg (US) at 90 mph 

I’ve found my Prius takes a nosedive above about 60 MPH.  From 45-60, it is pretty easy to get 60 MPG on level ground with a warm engine…

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You tell me if this looks like any way to operate a financial system: http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/dan-roberts-on-business-blog/interactive/2009/jan/29/financial-pyramid  If the answer is “Fuck no, do I look retarded”, please go rape an investment banker in the ass with a baseball bat.

But someone has made out (and made off) well the past eight years: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aOTRqZpdyxz4&refer=us

God Bless George Bush?  GOD DAMN GEORGE BUSH.  And fuck you, Mr. Cheney.

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Child tax, please: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7860041.stm

Child tax credit?  How about no increased tax burden on the first, with exponential tax increase for each one thereafter?  Too many fucking people reproducing without a thought or a care about the world they’re breeding kids into…our chickens are coming home to roost, perhaps having two dozen kids ensures at least one will survive to reproducing age themselves huh?

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When will it end, Mr. President?  How many productive members of society are you going to have ruined before you call off the madness?

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“First we take their beer, then we tar & feather the bastards.”  Oh, and the closer to water the beer is, the more proud beermakers will be of their light beers, apparently.  brb, gonna grab another miller lite 40…